Itsabagslife

Bakit nga ba sikat na sikat ka sa facebook ngayon? Magpalit ka lng ng relationship status eh lahat sila eh nagkakandarapa na agad sa pag epal sa status mo. Wari bang si John Loyd at Shaina lang kayo na natsismis na na ospital sa kwento ng maraming tao. Parang teleserye lang tuwing gabi na inaabangan ang ending at kung seswertihin eh ma chi tsismis pa na me kung anong video tape kayo.

Its Complicated - Tee Emm
Nagpalit lng nmn ikaw ng status na "It's Complicated" Teee Emmm..Duh! Bat ila like pa nila? Siguro complicated tee em din yung naglike! Oh kaya gustong gusto nila na maging komplikado ang puso mo o relasyon mo dahil dun sila higit na mas sasaya. Ginagamet din to madalas nung mga nag tu 2 tym or 3 tym or 4 tym... ung maraming chinochorva, kasi nga komplikado diba. Minsan nga naisip ko sa pag fill up ng application paper ko ilagay ko sa relationship Others: Its Complicated - Teee Emm. Matutuwa kaya ung makakatanggap ng papel? Sikat!

Single 
Eh bakit pag single naman dami nila nag-cocomment, Mula "Naks", "Single daw oh" hanggang "Oh wla na kayo?" , "Weeeh?", "Etchos!", "Go" at kung ano ano pang comment hanggang sa mauwi na lng sa kung ano anong usapan at mawala na sa topic na single ka na pakshet niloko ka lng at nasaktan ka..o kaya naman pakshet walang magkagusto sayo. Pwede? PweeeddeeeH!

In a relationship
Bakit nga ba kelangan pa ihayag na in a relationship with ____ ka na. Para bang may pakelam sila. Di ka naman si Kris Aquino na inaabangan kung sino nanaman ang ka chorvahan mo. Marami bumabati ng "Congrats", "Goodluck" at "Suotan Mo Helmet Yan!" Minsan ba naisip mo.. Ilagay ko kaya in a relationship with Anne Curtis Smith. Magiiba kaya ang Facebook pag ginawa ko yun?

Widowed, Separated and Divorced
Try mo kaya.. Try lang... Para maiba naman..Magkagulo kaya mga tao. Sigurado lalabas lahat ng mga pakelamero sa mundo at magtatanong sayo ng kung ano anong mga basurang tanong. Eh bakit ba nmn kasi kelngan mo pa yun gawin? Pwede nmn "Block This Person" o kaya delete your account na agad. Tapos mag sign up ka na lng at magpakilala ka na ikaw si Kokey o kaya si Kekay.

In An Open Relationship
Ito yata yung magandang relationship status na nabasa ko kasi siya ung pinakamahaba at siguradong mapapaisip yung mga tao. Mag ko comment ng kung ano ano...Open, parang restaurant lang. NOW OPEN.. Sigurado sikat ka. Sabi ng officemate ko eh para daw to sa mga NON-EXCLUSIVE lovers, yun bang mag karelasyon pero hindi naman. Karelasyon mo si ano pero hindi nya alam. Pag nalaman nya break na kayo.

Engaged and Married
Ito na yata yung pinakama epal na stat sa mundo na ginagamit ng iba kahit di naman sila credible para dun. Dapat pag pinili mo yung stat na to eh hihingi ung facebook "Please submit your wedding documents attached with the Wedding Ring. Thank You" Kasi me mga kilala ako sinagot lang ng nililigawan nya eh ilalagay "ENGAGED" tapos pag me ng yari na o kaya naka home base na eh ilalagay "MARRIED" Ayy... Landi!

Ikaw ano bang facebook stat mo? Hala Pile!

Bawal Epal! - Blog ko to
- www.itsabagslife.blogspot.com

Jacque Bermejo's Official Statement (citation here)


I am issuing this statement to clear my name in the current controversy in which I allegedly posted a highly insensitive and offensive message on the social networking website, Facebook, in relation to the victims of typhoon Ondoy that recently struck parts of the Philippines.

About two years ago, an anonymous source created these accounts using my identity, posting my personal details, my real pictures captioned roughly and attacking other people. Because of these incidents, I reported such abuses and sent my credentials to the administrators of such sites, particularly Facebook. I have been abused and am still being abused online in social networking websites such as Facebook, Friendster, Multiply etc.

In the early stages, I was advised by close friends to ignore the situation, saying this would simply go away. Unfortunately, it has not stopped. Hence, I filed a complaint with the Dubai Police about eight months ago hoping they could help me with my problem. Should anyone wish to check my statement, my case is still under investigation with said authorities.

Time passed and these sites continued to generate malicious, obscene and cruel messages that are widely exposed and relayed to the public under my name.

Yesterday, September 27th 2009, I received phone calls from my close friends regarding very alarming posts in the above mentioned websites that directly offended flood victims as a result of typhoon Ondoy..

These malicious statement(s) which are posted under account names Jacque or Jackie are not of my doing. It is unfortunate that such statements were maliciously attributed to me and I do sympathize and understand the adverse and somehow verbally violent reaction that has been elicited by such insensitive statements or posts. Rest assured, I have taken every legal step that can be done in this regard.

I too, have become a victim as much as those who may have lost their lives and properties to such a devastating natural calamity. This recent controversy has greatly affected my reputation, my family, and my friends. I am devastated and shocked at the extent my character, my personal information and private space have been violated.

"You are often loved because of your outgoing and fun personality, and you like to give hugs and flirt, but underneath of it all you are lacking heart. You find it hard to love others through all the walls you've built around your heart from being hurt so much throughout life, but you want to love, you desperately want that fun, romance that you see in others, but you don't know if you can have it in your current circumstances. You want stability, but at the same time you need change. You go from one extreme to another and often feel overwhelmed when you can't figure out something. You think about your life often and how you can improve your character. You find it hard to settle, but you really want to. You just feel like you need to find that balance, that heart that you've been missing for so long. You need to love through the pain, but it's so hard. But the walls need to crumble for you to truly be YOU."                                                                                                                                   




"You are often loved because of your outgoing and fun personality" Yeah. That's how i hide my self.


"You find it hard to love others through all the walls you've built around your heart from being hurt so much throughout life" Yeah. I find it hard. I can't let go of those painful shits that happened into my life.

"you want to love, you desperately want that fun, romance that you see in others, but you don't know if you can have it in your current circumstances" Yeah. I want it but she just cant give it. The longer i wait the more things get complicated.

"You want stability, but at the same time you need change." Yeah. I want new beginnings but how can it be if things can't end.

"You just feel like you need to find that balance, that heart that you've been missing for so long." Yeah. I don't know how but i wont give up on finding it

Very nice Facebook Quiz, very implicating.lol